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Thursday, 8 October 2009

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Racist: 'What's white and slimes across the floor? 'Strictly Cum Dancing'

London - (Last Tango in Paris): A Jade Goody/Shilpa Shetty-style slur by Strictly Cum Dancing wannabe champ Anton du Beke has been brushed aside by ageing geriatric TV show host Bruce Foreskin.

"Like, get over it!" Brucie told reporters today after making light of Du Beke's ribbing of dance partner Laila Rue Ass with a racially offensive moniker.

The incident has been compared to the 2007 Celebrity Big Racist reality tv show that saw Jade 'Jihad' Goody's racist spat with Indian actress Shilpa Shetty.

The event resulted in sponsors Carphone Whorehouse dropping its $$$s backing from the iconic show.

The BBC's Strictly Cum Dancing is financed by UK taxpayer billions.

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