Written by queen mudder
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Topics: NASA, Saturn

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

image for Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s
Saturn's rings seen here in perfect conjunction with Jupiter, king of the sods

London - (Son of Star Wars): UK anti-terror cops have stumbled on a sinister new fascist cabal codenamed SATURN - Secret Armed Territorial Uprising Rendition Nexus - whose ringleader is General Sir Richard 'Who-Dunnit' Dannatt.

Months of covert surveillance has confirmed the 1-star bandit general has been easily honeytrapped by the allure of ermine from top Tory tosser David Cameron.

Anti-terror cops have likened Donut's superb, shining public persona to a 'super-sized halo'.

They describe it as having a similar structure and magnitude to the massive thermo-nuclear radiation ring discovered in outer space around the planet Saturn this week.

The 20 month covert operation was conducted in co-operation with NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope.

This was triggered by the FBI probe that nailed ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's ass in the Holy Roman Emperor Club VIP hooker sting.

The ID of UK/Al Qaeda traitor 'Titan' is believed to be buried somewhere on Saturn's other orbiting moons.

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