London - (Son of Star Wars): UK anti-terror cops have stumbled on a sinister new fascist cabal codenamed SATURN - Secret Armed Territorial Uprising Rendition Nexus - whose ringleader is General Sir Richard 'Who-Dunnit' Dannatt.
Months of covert surveillance has confirmed the 1-star bandit general has been easily honeytrapped by the allure of ermine from top Tory tosser David Cameron.
Anti-terror cops have likened Donut's superb, shining public persona to a 'super-sized halo'.
They describe it as having a similar structure and magnitude to the massive thermo-nuclear radiation ring discovered in outer space around the planet Saturn this week.
The 20 month covert operation was conducted in co-operation with NASA's Spitzer Space Telescope.
This was triggered by the FBI probe that nailed ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's ass in the Holy Roman Emperor Club VIP hooker sting.
The ID of UK/Al Qaeda traitor 'Titan' is believed to be buried somewhere on Saturn's other orbiting moons.