The Conservative party conference 2009 has become an historical first, their shadow ministers claim defiantly they are telling the truth!
Never in history has any Conservative (or any other political party come to that!) made such ridiculous claims because everybody knows all politicians are just full of crap and lie, that's why they're politicians!
David Cameron and his partner in crime "smiling" George Osborne, are very young and inexperienced but, to out such claims is a bit far fetched in fact it's surreal!
The press, TV and global media cannot get enough of the "truth mongers" and David and George are lapping up the attention!
The UK has a 175 billion pound budget deficit and the Conservatives have told the world "it's not our fault!!"
So what's new, in fact Aliens or Hitler are to blame for the deficit, certainly not the Labour Party!
David and Georgie expect their new strategy, the truth, will gain respect from a suffering UK public and win them the next election (honestly!)!
Well we all know that the gullible UK voting public are led like sheep to the slaughter and follow their politicians blindly, but nobody, even nobody is ever going to believe that any party has ever ever told the truth!
The Conservatives with their "spin doctor" marketing strategies have certainly "blown it" big time this time because whilst claiming to tell the truth everybody knows they're just f*****g lying!