LONDON, England - According to several TheSpoof.com writers who have come forward, the attachment of mammary glands has been enjoined by the Right Honorable Justice Hairy Titsworth.
A plan had developed amoung the authors to milk their sordid subject lines for all they were worth. Then the obvious idea presented itself. To bettor milk the stories, why not add mammary glands? It was going well till they realized that since there is no age limitation on readers of the spoof, they might be exposing young children to mammary glands, even children as young as four, even babies might be exposed to mammary glands.
This could ruin them for life, according to Titsworth, who nursed until the age of four; turn them into some kind of mammary gland perverts. Perhaps causing them to cover up mammary glands where ever they see them, in shame.
None the less, Justice Titsworth was over-ruled. The rest is history. See the photo. The enjoinment is quashed: enjoy.