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Saturday, 3 October 2009

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Jeremy wishes his jeans fit like this

Doncaster, England - Jeremy Clarkson has played down a recent dumping incident, calling his critics "silly little girls", according to my source, Buckwheatsbutt's mother.

In the most recent incident, Jeremy dumped a pile of his manure on the driveway of Buckwheatsbutt, then put out his cigarette in it, leaving it smoldering in his poop. He had trouble getting his jeans back on over his fat butt.

Speaking about the incident, Clarkson, 49 (at least), said: "I hate rules about smoking, and this is how I show it."

When asked what he thought about smoking, he said "what are you, some kind of retard? I just said I hate rules about smoking. Here, ya wanna tell me your address? Maybe I'll go take a dump in YOUR yard!".

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