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Friday, 2 October 2009

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Barry George after a Gok makeover

London - (Bonkers): The man who didn't murder TV presenter Jill Dando has hit out.

A corpulent perv slag from Plymouth with the same surname has left Barry George fuming.

George reckons his hard won freedom of the 2008 Appeal Court ruling has been smeared by association.

"Vanessa George? Slag with a face that's been sat on? Don't make me laugh."

Such is his disgust that Barry's considering changing his name to Barry George Bush in the hope it might get him into America a bit easier.

A whopping great big compensation cheque for six years behind bars should see him starting a new life 'somewhere in Texas'.

Vanessa George is looking at 20-25 years minimum in Broadmoor.

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