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Topics: Crime, Guns, Knife, Youth

Friday, 2 October 2009

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LONDON, England - According to Mr. Remington of London, a new anti-knife campaign including posters, tele and online adverts, music videos, and strippers is warning youth against using or even carrying knives.

This rouge task force of young anti-knifers is courtesy of the Home Office.

Industrialists have also launched a new set of messages designed to turn young people away from knifes.

Posters showing youngsters dead, with the caption "carry a knife and you get shot" will be displayed at bus stops and bars across England, Wales, Ireland, and at each of the many castles of the Queen.

The slogan for the new campaign, "Don't take a knife to a gun fight. Get a 44 magnum."

Industrialists expect to use proceeds of the sales of guns to pay for drugs and sundry nefarious deeds.

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