London - (Landslide!): "That filthy fat slag's no relative of mine!" an outraged former Bank of England governor Eddie George RIP fumed today.
George's disgust was being channelled via London College of Psychic Studies ectoplasm specialists following Vanessa George's guilty plea in a Plymouth High Court today.
Meanwhile eponymous US National Football League running back Eddie George Jr was equally dismayed at the heinous name-share.
"It was bad enough when that banking guy stole my thunder with his namesake games," the former Tennessee Titans star commented.
"Who's this ugly ho anyway?"
George, 39, has replaced child monster Myra Hindley as the UK's top hate figure after Margaret Thatcher and Heather Mills.