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Thursday, 1 October 2009

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George will be sentenced later this month

Plymouth - (Rotters): Little Ted Kennedy nursery worker Vanessa George Bush and two accomplices have pleaded guilty.

The moron trio was caught after astonished undercover sting op officers homed in on their foul activities.

"Blatant? We were gobsmacked that such evil was going on right under our very noses," Operation Gotcha sources said today.

Psychiatric reports have branded the threesome among the worst pervs since the last lot of depraved tossers was jailed for life.

Bristol Crown Court was adjourned today to allow staff some much needed respite after many complained of nausea, retching and associated convulsions.

The judge is expected to give his sentence later this month.

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