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Topics: Poo, Toilet

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

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Paul's House

Police confirmed that they had issued a formal caution to Paul's Mum for allowing her son's friends to do a poo at her house.

"The fact that she allows child bowel movements to take place in her home requires her to be a properly qualified and registered Child Minder under the Complete Overreaction to Paranoia over Paedophiles Act 2008" said a spokeperson. "We are also acting on reports that as many as 10 of Paul's friends have been seen queueing for the loo in obvious discomfort and we also need to ensure that the facilities are adequate."

The makers of the air freshener denied that their TV ad was irresponsible, saying it taught youngsters basic social and cultural values, in this case not to shit on your own doorstep.

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