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Monday, 28 September 2009

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SCARBOROUGH England - Royal Navy spokesperson Captain Eallyrey Aygey says the Navy here has seized £4,523 billion worth of cocaine.

The Scarborough-based frigate HMS Igodda Puke confiscated more than 2,400,333 tonnes of the drug from a 10,000 ft American fishing boat off the coast of England.

The captain praised the operation for "enabling Naval and Joint operations for decades to come".

He said cocaine "not only (along with aspartame) helps to poison our communities, with benefits to pension funds, but finances armies around the word, assuring the propagation of the military industrial complex far into the future. My Grandchildren will proudly remember this day", he concluded.

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