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Friday, 25 September 2009

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She went bald overnight after a tragic tinfoilhat incident

London - (Reuterus): It was the last straw. A furious Buckingham Palace resident leech was on the blower to PM Gorgon Brown today after bankers Cuntts & Co bounced her cheque to royal wigmakers Try-Co-Logica.

HM the Queen has already had to cut up her credit cards, foreclose on the overdraft and pawn the last of the Saudis' bakhsheesh bling.

But having her hairpiece repossessed for non-payment of a bill was a right shocker.

"Not many people know the old dear's completely bald," Palace lackeys pleaded with Brown.

"However most of us know that Prince William is an absolute impostor, your bastard son by Heather Mills!"

Got to be worth the odd few hundred quid to get the Old Dear's rug out of the de-lousing lab.

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