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Topics: Hell, Neighbours

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

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They won't shut up about my Leylandii either!

A 128-year-old neighbour from hell has been evicted from her home after a series of raucous parties with The Devil, and various Incubbus and Succubus.

A judge told Jeannie Luciferston she had 28 days to leave the sheltered housing flat in Southampton where she has lived for 17 years.

Southampton City Council took the court action after Mrs Luciferston made the lives of her neighbours a misery by using fire and brimstone to create a party atmosphere.

The pensioner, who denies she has been a problem, is alleged to have assaulted carers and council staff with a pitchfork and set Doberman pinchers on them.

Mrs. Luciferston said in a trembly voice, "I have applied to Hell Council for sheltered housing before and The Devil just laughed."

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