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Tuesday, 15 September 2009

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They're Okay Germaine. But Not Yours. Allegedly.

Following a stinging attack on design guru Stephen Bayley, who openly supports National Breast Appreciation Day, somewhat unsurprisingly as he once published a book lauding female design, elderly femenist Germaine Greer was given a proper slap in the face as Bayley commented:

"I would never yearn to see a photographic depiction of this woman's breasts. Tethered or otherwise. It would be unbearably agonising."

Stephen Bayley went on to remark that uber-feminist, Greer, had wrote a book called 'The Beautiful Boy' which was essentially about the exploitation of the so-called toy-boy phenomenom, and about as sexist as it gets.

"How's that for hypocrisy?" Bayley sniggered.

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