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Tuesday, 8 September 2009

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After being initially snubbed by the USA and the Obama Administration by not being invited to take part in National Breast Appreciation Day, the UK has wholeheartedly embraced the concept following an American U-turn on Breast Policy which resulted in the extension of an unconditional invitation to participate.

"This is going to be a Rubicon day for breast fanciers all across the UK!" PM Brown told a packed house in Westminster. For the first time in his political career, he was given an extended standing ovation from both sides of the house, which lasted several minutes.

Meanwhile the UK has gone breast mad.

A leading tabloid newspaper which has been showing tasteful topless photographs of young ladies for years on its third page is planning to illustrate every story on National Breast Appreciation Day with a picture of a topless model.

Even on the Sports pages.

Channel 4 is to show as many breast orientated programmes as it possibly can on the day from its breast packed archive, and popular daily TV chat show, Loose Women, will be airing with the panel topless, although some critics have described this as not a very good idea.

Events have been planned nationwide to celebrate this celebration of female breasts, including an eighty foot replica of Joan Collins's breasts from circa 1975 which will be displayed over Spaghetti Junction with the legend: 'Welcome To Birmingham! We Likes Tits We Do!" in twenty foot high neon letters.

London Mayor, Boris Johnson has announced that on the day, Big Ben will be cunningly disguised as a huge, erect phallus, and that the Palace of Westminster will be seen to resemble the breasts of Joanna Lumley, circa 1978, in appreciation of her outstanding work on behalf of the Ghurkas.

Toys R We stores will become Tits R We stores for the day, and a special gathering of famous exponents of breastiture past and present, all posing topless is planned outside the National Gallery in Trafalgar Square.

Big Angie, famous for flashing her ample top set whilst in a state of inebriation in Blackburn area pubs and nightclubs, told us:

"It doesn't take much to get me to flash my ample top set. So I think I'll probably go out on National Breast Appreciation Day topless from the start."

National Breast Appreciation Day Takes Place On September 28th

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