Following on from our beloved leader's brave decision to pursue the liberal people's benefactor and purveyor of quality oils/terrorist and member of the Axis of Evil (delete as appropriate), Colonel Gaddafi, on behalf of the victims of the IRA; Gordon Brown has rightly decided it is only right and popular to target those individuals who raised money to buy these evil arms from Libya.
As one of the most ardent supporters of NorAid, Edward Kennedy (deceased) has been identified as an easy target. Said to be "the best Senator of our times" Teddy Kennedy was responsible in the 70's and 80's for raising huge sums for "the old boys" which lengthened the troubles in Northern Ireland and caused a considerable increase in the death & mayhem there.
As Brown states "Given that Kennedy is dead we feel it is time for the British Government to stand up for it's voters and dedicate a Department to pursuing their legitimate right of compensation. Once any other supporters of the cause are dead, they will know there is no place to hide for the followers of terrorism and this Government will follow them to the grave in order to (get votes - change this) stand up for the common man.
"If necessary, we will declare war on the USA in order to increase our popularity and ensure that a Labour Government is the only Government for Great Britain. It is anticipated that, should it be right and proper to go forward with this justifiable war, we will, unfortunately, suspend elections for the foreseeable future and round up all the so called friends of America who even now are plotting against what they are calling "duplicitous" Britain."