London - (Blarneybollox): Proud mum Cherie Blair has regaled an astonished TV show audience with more fiction about her rubbish family's achievements.
The daughter of Margaret Thatcher and Robert MaxwellI RIP credited the legendary Lick (sic) of the Irish for the family's continuing successful evasion from due process on multiple treason charges.
Last year the FBI refused to hand over details of a covert 15 year surveillance op on the Opus Dei mobster family's crime activities.
Meanwhile UK intelligence sources were awed at discovering that President George W Bush's warrantless wiretap program targetted the very FBI division charged with bugging the Blairs.
And now a row about the Bush Administration's CIA torture franchises has seen the Agency relieved of all future waterboarding duties in favor of FBI charm offensives.
Bullingdon Club tosser David Cameron is Tony Blair's firstborn.