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Tuesday, 1 September 2009

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Another Victim Of 'Small Penis' Syndrome.

Concerns raised today regarding the well being of Spoof contributor Skoob, who was gutted that fellow Spoofers betrayed him when they made public his concerns over being the not very proud possessor of a Tom Thumb penis.

Skoob had aired his anguish over his lack of penile penetrative potential on the popular TheSpoof.com website's forum, hoping to get a sympathetic ear.

To his horror, his fellow Spoofers started posting articles regarding his lack of manliness, even moreso following his rather dumb public statement that his wife referred to his wiener as: "My Little Midget Gem."

Certain writers were especially cruel.

He was referred to as 'Button Mushroom Man' and 'Justin' by his peers. The ultimate humiliation came when Mrs Skoob presented him with a magnifying glass and tweezers as masturbatory accessories.

Feeling as low as a daschund's nut sack, Skoob sat down at the dining table, buried his head in his hands and started to weep in abject misery.

He then stood up, took a deep breath and headed outside, saying that he was "going for a walk in the woods."

"Take the magnifying glass and the tweezers with you!" Mrs Skoob quipped.

"I said walk," Skoob replied absently. "Walk with an L, not an N."

"Do you think he'll be okay?" We asked Mrs Skoob, for we were seriously concerned. "You don't think he'll do anything stupid do you?"

"Well, he won't be cutting his own cock off if that's what you mean," Mrs Skoob told us. "He'd struggle finding it in the first place."

Case Unresolved.

More as we get it.

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