London - (Mary Jo Lactating Mess): "Sure, he was the ultimate big boob man," a spokesman for the organization commented today, "and keeping abreast of the IRA's arrested development gave him a kind of, er, spiritual sucker (sic)."
Kennedy's Hellfire Tabernacle of St Blarney-in-the-Peat Bog service will be held on 31 October.
Guest of honor will be notable Omaba bungler, er... bundler! - and US ambassador to the Caught of St James's Louis Boozeman.
Various Irish dignitaries are also expected to attend including Good Friday Agreement and Global Piss Process luminaries such as the Omagh Bomber and his HSBC bank manager.
Chelsea Clinton has been lined up to take Kennedy's seat in the Senate.