The leader of the Bolivian junta, Colonel Juan, has announced that he is planning a coup at TheSpoof.com. Having parachuted in just days ago, Juan is now aiming to remove those who may challenge his ideology.
Juan said "I kinda hate these guys who getta all the points for what they are writing. Theya only care abouta the points. So I wanta them outta the way. Thena the guys who I donna find funny. They gotta go too. I wanna things donna my way froma now on." Quite why a Bolivian dictator was sounding like an extra from the Godfather was anyone's guess.
There was a minor skirmish earlier on when someone disagreed with the dictator. Juan denounced him as an unthinking drunk. Shots were fired but there are no reported casualties. Juan also attempted at one point to connect, but blew a fuse when this failed. Thankfully, peace has been restored for now.
If Colonel Juan is not amused by this incident he may well denounce his opponents in public, thus gaining them some more points.