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Friday, 28 August 2009

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The Ice Cream Van owned by Mr Charlie Whippy (changed by Deed Poll)

A Polish criminal living in Glasgow was knocked down and killed while out celebrating after legally changing his name.

Peter Kowsky 33 originally from Warsaw took the unusual step of applying to the courts to become Mr.Deed Poll in an attempt to mock the Police and local authorities.

Unfortunately during a pub crawl with friends he attempted to cross a busy carriageway and was struck by a speeding Ice Cream van.

A spokesman from Glasgow police said, " what we have here is a 'deed Pole' who changed his name to Deed Poll by Deed Poll. Would any witnesses please contact them immediately.

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