Big Brother has been axed, and that's official. The once popular Channel 4 TV programme has been axed as a result of plummeting ratings figures.
The move is not surprising, considering that where we once had such luminaries as Jade Goody, Michael Barrymore, and that freaky Scouse gay bloke with the pumped up lips and the monkeyskin coat, who sang 'You Spin Me Right Round'
Now we just have a bunch of boring bastards lounging about a house all day, doing pretty much the same as the people who actually watch the show.
The formula has been blown out.
The series scheduled for next summer will apparently go ahead, but it will be the last. Unless some other TV company who thinks it's entertaining for viewers to sit around, watching other people sitting around doing not a great deal of anything pick up on the franchise.
The man with Europe's largest penis, Don Kiddick, from Luton is reportedly "gutted" by the axing.
"This was supposed to be my big break," he groaned. "I really could have been a contender."
More Big Brother Related Bollocks as we get it.