A Spoof contributor, who we won't name, because he's a bit of a twat, today appealed for one time Spoof writer Colin Short, to return to the fold.
"I'd not been aware of Colin's stories, until today, when he was put up as featured writer," Legendary dickhead and sometime Spoof contributor Skoob 1999 told us. "But his headlines are fucking brilliant. You don't need to five star the stories, you can just five star the headlines. They're star rated material in their own right."
It isn't known what Colin is doing right now, but word on the Spoof underground circuit (if such a thing exists) implies that Colin would be welcomed back with open arms, mainly because he comes across as a mad bastard, and the Spoof needs mad bastards to pay the bills.
More mad bastard related mayhem as we get it.
Are you out there somewhere Colin...Colin....