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Topics: hamburger, chilli

Sunday, 23 August 2009

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A Victim Of The World's Hottest Chilli Burger Pictured Seconds Before His Arse Exploded.

Two more victims of the world's hottest chilli burger were rushed to hospital last night by paramedics after biting off more than they could chew.

Witnesses report that the two men had been drinking beer all night before turning up at the 'Burger You Right Up' burger bar in Brighton, asking for the 'Nasty' - the hottest chilli burger on the planet.

The unfortunate duo signed a disclaimer, absolving the burger bar owners of any responsibility for the consequences of their culinary challenge before falling violently and dramatically ill.

Ambulance technician and part time porno actress, Lucy Lastic told us:

"They are both in a stable condition in the hospital. One of the men is resting, the other has suffered a full rectal prolapse and has to have his arse hosed down every twenty minutes because it's on fire."

The owner of 'Burger You Right Up', Todd Schitz, told us that he'd never sampled his own product.

"I'm not that fucking stupid," he told us.

More hot spice related stupidity as we get it.

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