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Sunday, 23 August 2009

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Special Branch have lured Gaddafi to this monster Hampstead erection

London - (Billionaire's Row Mess): "The state-of-the-art mansion even boasts an electronically operated rubbish store." Anti-Terror Squad Detective Chief Superintendent Dave Knuckleduster said today quoting from the estate agents' blurb.

"Reckon that's where Saif al-Islam Gaddafi's gonna archive his Lockerbie bomber memoirs!" the DCS added as SO13 colleagues met in secret conclave ahead of an expected spectacular sting on foreign organised crime non-doms.

The Palladian bordello-style red brick erection that's tickling the Met's tough guys sits in a secluded Hampstead road renowned for its KGB sitting ducks and Bernard Madoff Ponzi bankrupts.

Sole agents Leech & Sucker have waxed lyrical about its swimming pool, sauna room, Jacuzzi and 'suede-lined cinema room' sourced from the peachy skins of unborn Nubian slaves.

And at ten million quid it's the sort of snip a Global Piss Process guru like Mr Gaddafi cannot resist.

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