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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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The Queen's flight being prepared for its notorious guest

HMP Greenock - (Big Bang Query Mess): The Queen has lent her personal RAF runabout to Lockerbie bomber Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi who was released on George W Bush's compassionate con-servatism grounds from Greenock jail today.

The Pan Am 103 bomber will now return to Libya where a hero's welcome awaits.

His lawyers had threatened to present new forensic evidence in their second Appeal hearing implicating Mrs Joseph Ratzinger in the Lockerbie horror twenty-one years ago.

Al-Megrahi's release was virulently opposed by US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton who feared her personal ratings would plummet.

But to no avail.

"Fortunately a lot of Libyan crude reserves have made us see sense!" Scottish Justice (sic) secretary and former Weathermen terrist Ian MacAskill said today.

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