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Thursday, 20 August 2009

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These psychotic pussies attacked a wimpy pussy

GRIMSBY, Lincolnshire - Yes, yes, enough with the pussy jokes, already! But as a West Virginia Confederate in Queen Elizabeth's Court (or so I'd like to be), I cannot pass up this one last (right and I'm an Earl and I own this bar) pussy pre-dick-a-ment.

Three women appeared before a magistrate court in Grimsby, yesterday, and were convicted of acting like "predators chasing down prey," following their arrests for assaulting a man (the wrong fucking man) who they claimed whistled at them--the dancing dingbats seen through a window.

All three women admitted to being drunk at the time of the assault. One woman showed up at court swigging a can of brew, for Christ's sake! These pussies are serious drinkers, and as we all know, pussy and beer are precursors to pand-a-moan-ee-um.

I refuse to name the pussy that got whacked by the drunken wenches, but, let's be fair, here. He was not the one that called the women "lesbians;" he was just walking amongst a group of lads, innocently strolling down a public street.

Yes, maybe a few cat calls were slung at the women sashaying in front of the open window of the flat. Yes, maybe one of the men might have said something of a sexual nature to the women. But, hey, lads will be lads-unless that is, three drunk bitches take up bloody arms to defeat them.

That they did!

How would you like to be the pussy that got what for from three butch bee-ought-cheeses?

He's lucky he only got a few bruises and a split lip out of the encounter with psycho pussies from Lincolnshire.

"They could've whacked off his pee pee," said an unidentified PC.

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