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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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A bit of palace arselicking ahead of a 2012 double royal wedding

London - (Hitler's Daughters Mess): Grieving Afghanistan and Iraq war widows were being rewarded today with the issue of the Elizabeth Double Cross.

The medal is being presented to sweeten up war-bereaved spouses along with a personal blow-job from Princes Wills and Harry.

"We hope this will vastly up the tarnished Nazi profile of hoaxer monarch Mrs Joseph Ratzinger, aka Elizabeth II," an MoD source commented.

The gong's debut presentation is being hailed as a lasting symbol of the entire nation's gratitude and respect' in a humunguous Labour Government Ponzi scam of a war disinformation campaign.

"The widows have kept their mouths shut in horrendous circumstances," the Armed Farces minister explained today.

"Hopefully they'll now just enjoy their special treat from Our Boys In The Palace and then vote for a double royal wedding during the Queen's 2012 Diamond Jubilee!"

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