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Tuesday, 18 August 2009

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White Lines...It's All About White Lines. Ask Robbie Fowler.

Frozen food giant, Iceland today fired Kerry Katona, former Atomic Kitten from her lucrative advertising contract after she was filmed breathing through a rolled up £20 note which was lodged in her nose.

It is unclear where Katona obtained the £20 note although low-life husband Mark Croft, an alleged thieving bastard is suspected of being involved.

Friends fear that the sacking may tip the already erratic advertising icon over the edge.

Katona made a completely messed up appearance on TV magazine prog, 'This Morning', slurring her words to such an extent that she prompted genuine concern from Pip Schofield and Fern Britten, who repeatedly had to ask her if she was feeling all right.

Katona, former shag bag of Westlife singer Brian McFadden blamed prescription drugs for her doped up/drunk appearance on the show.

Execs at Iceland though decided that enough was enough.

A spokesperson told us:

"A deviated septum we could probably tolerate at a pinch, but it's not good for the corporate image to have Kerry Katona's nose disintegrate when she's advertising our Chicken Nuggets. It's regrettable, but she had to go."

More drug related disasters as we get them.

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