George Michael, North London's leading Bubble, tonight sensationally revealed that he wasn't alone when he rear ended a man in a commercial vehicle.
Our writer notes that George has form for this type of offence with Derek the Van driver on Hampsted Heath being his most famous conquest.
Lurking in the rear compartment of Michael's Blacked out Range Rover was Uri Geller, Reading's leading Israeli and friend of the stars.
Michael revealed how the accident was caused by a reflex action after "Geller attempted to bend his spoon"!
"Geller used the old reverse reach around technique to get hold of my spoon and gave it a good rubbing until it began bending the wrong way" sobbed the clearly shocked Cypriot Heart throb.