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Monday, 17 August 2009

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Stand Back Folks! Bunter's In Da House!

Brit socialite and former Greyfriars student, Billy Bunter has proved once and for all last night that he doesn't just hit the town with teen queens. He was spotted last night in Manhattan with Locklear, Aniston, and Jolie hanging on his every word.

The former tuck shop king was keen to show the American people that he also revelled in the company of 'more mature' ladies.

The quartet were observed swilling beer, champagne and hefty shots of brandy, laughing loudly, and behaving raucously in a bar in Union Square.

Barmaid Stella Budweisser told us:

"The Brit guy Bunter, he's a funny guy. The minute he walked in the joint, I could tell he was a funny guy of distinction, a real big spender. Their bar tab topped six hundred bucks."

The quartet then left in a taxi, which delivered them uptown to the Lenox Lounge in Harlem, where they listened to some jazz and downed some more drinks.

From Harlem they travelled to Columbus Circle where they gorged themselves on chilli dogs, tacos, and chicken fajitas from a variety of street vendors before rounding the night off with a boozy session in a midtown hotel bar.

We asked Billy Bunter why it was that he always went out on the town with three ladies accompanying him? He told us:

"It used to be that I'd hit the town with four, five, or even six beautiful ladies. Now I restrict it to just the three. I'm not getting any younger old bean!"

More Bunter related bingeing as we get it.

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