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Sunday, 16 August 2009

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Lord Robert Baden-Powell, first commanding officer of Brigadier (retired) Sir James Fentwinkle-Hyde who perished today

CATWICK, Yorkshire (TS.com) - Fire fighters and Emergency Medical Technicians responded to a call of "man down in Catwick," at just past 3:00 a.m. BST, Sunday.

Upon arriving at the home of Brigadier (retired) Sir James and Lady Cheryl Fentwinkle-Hyde, the EMT's discovered Sir Fentwinkle-Hyde unconscious, lying face down, partway off the divan. Lady Fentwinkle-Hyde stood by her stricken husband stroking her short haired pussy.

Medics worked feverously to revive the man, whilst Lady Fentwinkle-Hyde watched helplessly, weeping uncontrollably. Three EMT's and two PC's traded off performing CPR for more than two hours-all to no avail. Brigadier Sir Fentwinkle-Hyde was pronounced dead on the scene.

Detective Sgt. Crim N. Al, of the Yorkshire Constabulary, interviewed the grieving widow shortly after the coroner's assistants removed the body of Sir Fentwinkle-Hyde. According to his report:

"The case is fairly well cut and dried; it was an accident caused when Lady Fentwinkle-Hyde's short haired, gray pussy passed gas whilst the Brigadier was thrusting his hand into it, in an attempt remove a fur ball that was lodged inside it."

"Lady Fentwinkle-Hyde told this investigator that her pussy made a loud 'pppfffftttt-ing' sound and Lord Fentwinkle-Hyde gagged, and then slumped over. She grabbed her pussy and stroked it while she waited for her husband to right himself on the couch. But he never did. She said she continued to stroke her pussy until it felt better, then realized that her husband had turned quite blue. Still holding her pussy, she ran to the telephone and called for help."

Brigadier Sir James Fentwinkle-Hyde joined the army straight out of military school, a newly commission Sub Lieutenant. His commanding officer was Lord Robert Baden-Powell, later founder of the Boy Scout movement.

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