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Saturday, 15 August 2009

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It was the UK's worst ever terror disaster

HMP Greenock, Inverclyde - (Rioters): Scottish Justice Minister Kenny MacAskill is fuming after a Lockerbie Residents Association member threatened to expose Gerry McCann as the Pan Am 103 bomber's accomplice.

Abdelbaset Ali al-Meghrahi 'confessed' to deaf/blind/dumb Association member Mrs Doris Hootenanny, 96, via a complex coded Semaphore message sent from his prison cell last December.

His lawyers reckon he is likely to be freed next week on compassionate grounds.

These include the possibility of cyberspace being suddenly flooded with Zaprudder footage of rogue MI6 agent Gerry 'Adams' McCann being headhunted in Libya by the Bushes.

Robert Murat once appeared on UK TV's 'Wish You Were Here?' holiday programme.

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