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Sunday, 9 August 2009

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Deranged lesbian stalker

The Big Brother celebrity and Victoria Beckham lookalike is being followed around by a butch, middle-aged lesbian who has apparently confused her for the real Victoria Beckham. The woman is believed to be from a shady part of London and has been seen several times in the audience.

This mystery lesbian has tried to keep tabs on Chanelle and has left a used tampon with a love letter for the star. The letter reads, "Eat me, you know you're hungry"

It is being rumored that the woman turned butch lesbian when her best friend Amy refused to allow her to date her little brother. Now a dedicated Guy/girl she is after Chanelle to have someone to keep her warm at night.

Her manager says, "Nothing untoward has happened so far but I'm convinced this woman would like to get very close to Chanelle. If you know what I mean!

"She is always knocking around when Chanelle is out on the town in London."

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