A south London man was today released by police following the hospitalisation of his girlfriend.
Noel Greenbaum, 28, told us that the accident resulted from a sex game which went horrifically awry.
He explained to us that he and his fiancee had drank a little wine and had got to feeling jiggy, so he went off to put on his policeman's uniform, while fiancee Jackie got herself kitted out in a French maid's outfit.
On a hot night, the couple were going at it on the balcony of their sixth floor Stockwell flat when things went horribly wrong. Greenbaum explains:
"I was like, behind her, and I got a bit carried away. She was leaning over the balcony facing outwards, when in the throes of passion, I tried to hoist her legs up real high. Next thing I knew, she disappeared over the balcony and landed on the roof of a car in the car park down below."
Jackie survived the six storey fall but was being treated for multiple injuries in a local hospital.
A distraught Greenbaum added:
"What happened to Jackie was terrible. Fortunately the car cushioned the fall and she survived. The bad thing was, it was my car she landed on. It's a mess, maybe a write-off. Surely she could have tried a little bit harder to twist in the air as she was plummeting, and landed on somebody else's car innit? Now I'll have to take the bus."
More as we get it.