Written by inanutshell

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Topics: intelligence, elite

Thursday, 6 August 2009

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The Controlling Elite, who are where they are because of elitism, are trying to bring in a law which will enforce the freedom to use intelligence in some areas. They are proposing intelligence restriction zones in public places - like the smoking ban in enclosed places - which will outlaw the use of higher than acceptable levels of intelligence in public.

Elitists are arguing that they are not allowed to use their powerful cars to their full potential on Britain's highways or on public properties so restrictions on the use of intelligence should be applied to individuals with high performance intelligence (HPI) in public places so that they cannot exercise their potential in public.

It is a fact that all elitists do a lot of things in secret and therefore not in public because they don't want the public to know what is going on. However, ordinary individuals don't get the chance to use their intelligence in secret like this and so it looks like individuals with HPI will face a ban on using it in public unless they go into special zones - and there could even be a national intelligence limit which will make it illegal to be too intelligent with a lifetime ban if caught.

Punishments for a lifetime ban or enforced restrictions on the use of intelligence in public could be via doping medication which individuals will have to take an hour before they go out in public to prevent their brain power becoming too much for the general public.

It is a known thing that elitism flourishes on false images and getting credit under false pretences since the status and wealth hypes them up, but not everywhere does status and wealth give elitists an advantage. If intelligence could be bought so that the elite were always more intelligent than normal individuals then they would not want a restriction but because intelligence is down to a gift someone is born with and cannot be bought with wealth, elitists are becoming increasingly frustrated at poorer individuals having been granted intellectual privileges by Mother Nature over the elite.

Could many of the world's problems be real or induced in secret and channelled into the world in series with many lives for the majority to pay the price? You never hear of good being shared in good times but when a recession hits, everyone has to pay, not just the few who creamed off what they could when times were good. Could many ingredients in medication and food be a threat to humanity and are all these vaccinations necessary or a way to control the world? Did man really land on the moon and is the terrorist threat to the level it is made out to be? The way Britain's police state is going suggests there is some control going on behind the scenes in an attempt to deny individuals the right to use their natural abilities to the full.

So elitists are calling for a ban in public on the use of individuals with HPI because it is a hazard to the wellbeing of wrongdoers, cheats and liars who deserve a better quality of life than they would otherwise get. Wrongdoing, cheating and deception must be seen as a right for these individuals who cannot do any better so a ban on the use of HPI in public places is needed.

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