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Topics: BBC, Kids, Chavs

Tuesday, 4 August 2009

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Paris, you think you're a BITCH, you should have seen those f******g two, bitch!!

Last evenings Beeb's (BBC2) feeble attempt to portray two daft, moronic, drunken, criminal bitches, marauding and terrorising the streets and courts of Doncaster and York failed, utterly miserably!

After 30 minutes of listening to: "F**k this, f**k that bitch, I'm pissed out of my f*****g brains, give me some f******g dope arsehole, I'm going to do some f*****g shoplifting whilst you f*****g film me, my Dad's a f*****g wanker and raped me fifty times when I was a f*****g baby, etc! Half of Britain either fell asleep or switched over to that other utterly boring scandal show, Coronation Street!"

The message that the Beeb attempted to transmit about naughty, criminal, binge drinking bimbos failed to hit it's target and ended up in a 2 girl, bitchy show of f*****g playing up to the camera.

After the Doc had finished, the Beeb's telephone lines went ballistic with millions of UK despairing parents and raped grannies protesting about the lack of reality in the show, telling the Beeb that f*****g Moss-Side in Manchester, Brixham in London, etc, were 10 times f*****g worse!

The two "effing and blinding bimbo bitches" have been inundated with offers of acting jobs including the long running soaps Neighbours and "Corrie" as guess what "The Big Bad F*****g Bitches"

Virgin records also offered them and their drugged and pissed up cohorts a record deal in a new super "girlie" group called "The Spicy Spunk Pistollettes."

Thank you the Beeb for the biggest load of non-reality bullshit ever seen on the f*****g Telly bitch!

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