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Monday, 3 August 2009

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Who says religion is balls?

And lo, as it was written in the scripture of St James (Park), Sir Bobby Robson did rise again from the dead on the third day.

And to a position of non-executive director was he appointed, to sit at the right hand of the chairman (known as God). And verily was his mission to lead the faithful - both black and white (striped) - out of the wilderness. "Where I see (championship) division I will bring (Premiership league) order" He said.

Of course, there are some who need proof. (Doubting) Thomas Docherty, from the Diocese of Manchester, said: "I will believe when I have stuck my fingers up at him"

The current vicar of St James Park, the Rev. Alan de Shearer, said: "Sir Bobby, he was a (Sir Freddy) Shepherd of the flock. If has risen, may it be as an impenetrable back four."

Mike Ashley said: "Will someone just buy the sodding club. Please."

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