The Evony online game ad girls have suddenly inexplicably disappeared from the pages of the esteemed satirical website TheSpoof.com.
The Evony ad ladies, with their hot sweaty sexiness, pouting, and ample sweat-beaded cleavage had become a firm favourite with Spoof readers, who would click on any old story just so they could ogle the Evony ladies and not even bother reading the stories.
The Evony ad ladies won the inaugural 'Shotputters Soiled Handerchief Award' for being the sexiest ladies on the internet, easily beating 'Chamone' into second place.
Rumours circulating today suggested that either US Girl Band 'The Pussycat Dolls' or Brit Girl Band 'Girls Aloud' had kidnapped them.
We tried to contact the one from The Pussycat Dolls but it seems she was too busy getting her hip knocked about by F1 driver Lewis Hamilton.
We did manage to speak to Sarah Harding out of 'Girls Aloud' and she told us:
"Why would we bother kidnapping them? They can't even sing!"
To which we quipped:
"Neither can you dear. And as for the 'Pussycat Dolls' - praise the Lawd and pass the earplugs."
The plot thickens. Like broth on a low heat.
More intrigue as we regain interest.