It's with great sadness that we report that the third Ashes test match, currently in session at Edgbaston, Birmingham (not too far from Dudley, the former home of legendary Spoof writer Monkey Woods) has been marred by a series of obscene chants from inebriated spectators.
Thankfully, the covers were brought on as it started to rain, ending the obscene chanting.
An Australian fielder could clearly be seen smirking, as the uncouth crowd burst into a chorus of:
"Get your tits out
Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the lads!"
The chant appeared to be directed at an unspecified female who we can only assume is the proud possessor of a fine pair of top bollocks.
But it simply isn't cricket.
Purists are said to be disgusted by such tomfoolery.
The so called 'Barmy Army' and their Aussie equivalents are said to be unrepentant, and will start all over again tomorrow.
More cricket related crap as we get it.