Written by Skoob1999
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Topics: The Spoof, Swearing

Thursday, 30 July 2009

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Skoob's Dictionary Of Swearwords. Pictured Just Now.

Spoof administrator Justin St Gaylord emerged from his closet today to publicly announce his outrage at pathetically inadequate Spoofers.

Spoofers who use words like **** and **** and **** and the almost unforgivable ************ are merely displaying a lack of basic vocabulary.

Why say **** when, with a superior vocabulary you can just say ****?

Spoofers the world over were left bemused by this editorial assault on their literary abilities.

One Spoofer, Skoob1999 who usually struggles to string three words together without connecting expletives told us:

"**** the **** are these ******* trying to ******* say to us? The *****. Who do they ******* think they are? The *****!"

Other Spoof writers tended to concur.

Chamone told us: "I don't give a **** because as long as I've got a **** I'll attract these sad ******* who just want to stroke their ***** over my avatar."

Morse was too busy sailing the high seas to comment.

BuckwheatsButt told us:

"They're all a bunch of cunts anyway. Fuck 'em"

The word "her*ring" is still officially banned by Spoof administrators.

Nobody is allowed to say "her*ring" under any circumstances.

The word "Wanker" is currently under editorial review.

If you believe this you'll believe anything!

More word related wankery as we get it.

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