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Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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Sweary Brown

Today Gordon Brown instantly struck back against the Tories blatantly swearing to attract younger votes.

On the radio today David Cameron replied when asked about Twitter "The trouble with Twitter, the instantness of it - too many twits might make a tw*t."

The Labour press machine swung into action and when Gordon Brown was asked to comment on Cameron's use of the word tw*t he replied: "F*ck Cameron and his F**king potty mouth, he can shove his swear words up his a%$e, Labour have been swearing for years and now suddenly Cameron thinks it's cool to swear on radio, well the plum faced ellipsoid folk dancer can kiss me where the sun don't shine".

Browns outburst have been calculated to not only nullify the swearing of Cameron but gain Labour votes in the 18-26 year old voters. It later turned out that Gordon Brown had been receiving swearing lessons from the legendary foul mouthed chief Gordon "F%$k" Ramsey.

This follows on directly of the rumour's Gordon Brown has been secretly learning break dancing which he believes is going to play a major part in the forthcoming election.

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