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Wednesday, 29 July 2009

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Wot? No More Swearing And Sex? A Spoof Reader's Furious Response.

Administrators from satirical website TheSpoof.com today informed their lunatic contributors that satirical articles involving extreme bad language, with words such as 'fu*ck' and 'cu*nt' and 'her*ring' would not be tolerated much longer as such practices were giving the website a degree of notoriety in cyberspace.

They also confirmed that only stories involving Bargis Tryhol, the spy with the world's largest penis, currently featured in the site's Magazine section in a collaborative effort, would be published.

Any other stories about huge cocks, huge and wet vaginas, will be rejected for publication. Any suggestion of blowjobs, anal sex, gang bangs etc. will in future be rejected out of hand.

Speaking from his mansion, site owner and Chief Administrator, Mr Mark Lowton, a quite dapper young man with a penchant for cheese on toast who has been compared to Hugh Hefner by some observers, told us:

"We don't really need all these obscene, bordering on pornographic articles. What we're looking for at this point in our development is stories about basket weaving, growing herbs, and pet care. Perhaps a bit of bricklaying and door hanging. And maybe some gardening hints. We have concluded that our readership have tired of politically and sexually perverse motivated stories. We've outgrown these fools. let them post somewhere else."

We were told that the Spoof are to introduce a holistic zen based self improvement page.

Rob Pattinson was said to be furious.

More as we get it.

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