As the UK reels under the devastating onslaught of a lack of 'isms' causing widespread suffering among a populace tragically deprived of 'isms' international observers have stepped in with an amazing 'ism' stimulus package.
Naziism was proposed by East London based popular charity, Combat 18. Naziism entails huge doses of self-loathing, hating everybody and everything, with genocide thrown in for good measure.
The government is said to be considering it as an option, but are unconvinced it will ever catch on.
Communism was offered by delegates from the former Soviet Union. Communism entails huge doses of self-loathing, hating everybody and everything, with shops with nothing on the shelves and genocide thrown in for good measure.
Egalitarianism was offered by the French. It means unfettered unrestricted equality, which involves not giving a shit about anything or anybody, blockading channel ports and throwing paving slabs at riot cops. Before guillotining the bourgeoisie.
The government are said to be considering both options, but are not totally sold on the ideas.
Thatcherism, which entails ripping the very fabric from the heart of a nation and turning it into a cold hearted, soulless society whilst lining one's own pockets with an arrogant swagger has emerged as the favoured ism to find favour among plucky Brits.
Margaret Thatcher is allegedly totally senile and a drooling old bag who once destroyed a nation.
David Cameron is willing to step up and assume the mantle.
More politically inspired pillockry as we get it.