Rome, Italy/ Entertainment News - Italy's Renaissance man, 73 year old Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi modestly announced today that he was the straw that stirred the Obama Political Cocktail that has been responsible for America's rise in VUI ( voting under the influence.)
The Prime Minister, who controls just about anything involving the media, real estate, insurance, and yes, even the song writing industry, in Italy, came out and crowed that without him, Obama would still be nothing more than a tap dancing Illinois State Legislator.
Silvio "The Stud", as he often refers to himself as he stacks his palace with very young and nubile guests, modestly referred to as MINISTERIAL ESCORTS on expense vouchers, sees himself as a "Queen Maker", and just loves tinkering with the natural order of things Political.
During a rambling 6 hour interview with this Spoof Writer at a private pool and spa gathering featuring 12 semi clad Ministers, Berlusconi related how he saw his chance to change the face of power in the US with the emergence of a "young, bright, clean, articulate Black Man", a catchy phrase later picked up by VP Joe Biden without attribution, and market the product all the way to the top of he political food chain in the US.
Enjoying some antipasto and a fine red wine on the pool deck, Silvio was expansive in praising himself for his political success. "Basta....it was easy to take this man and make him what he is today....why do you think he couldn't wait to get over here and thank me for what I did for him! Believe me, it just wasn't for the escorts I provided....but he was truly beholden to me and wanted to let me know he would be doing everything he could to pay me back!"
The Prime Minister said Obama was especially interested in having seminars with the head of the Italian Judicial System, the Italian Postal Service, and the Fiat Motors. "I think you can now see what he had in mind all along, " a smiling Silvio smirked, winking at the reporter.
Silvio said he had no doubt that Chicago would be hosting the 2016 Olympics and wanted Amanda to head up Italy's Advance PR team, and also stay close to the Chicago Cabal, now located in Washington.
In a reflective moment Silvio digressed concerning his youthful track and field achievements including 3 gold medals in the Broad Jump. "I love displaying my trophies" he said expansively, as he opened his arms encompassing his surrounding compliant entourage.
The reporter declined dessert, and left quickly to file this dispatch.