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Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Top Gear My Arse!

It's just been revealed that dickhead soft as shit petrolhead Jeremy Clarkson has called PM Gordon Brown a c*nt in an off broadcast moment.

It's not the first time that the wannabe tough guy has insulted the PM. He has referred to him in the past as a one-eyed Scottish git.

This Spoof reporting team, while harbouring little affection for Gordon Brown and his government, feel outraged that an upper class twat with an undeservedly privileged existence, such as Clarkson, should keep his fucking big mouth shut.

We could shut it for him. He's just a big pussy who likes to screech about in fast cars.

But he probably wouldn't show up.

All mouth. Wind and piss.

Jeremy fucking Clarkson? Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!

Thought not. Pussy.

More when we calm down.

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