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Saturday, 25 July 2009

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Cheers Barack. You prick.

Questions have been raised today in Spoofland regarding the disproportionate treatment of African-Americans by the law.

The reasons for this cultural trend are principally based on the fact that African-Americans tend to commit more crimes than any other racial group.

Nobody really has a problem with reality.

But when the most powerful individual in the free world stands up for criminality, then the rank and file should be entitled to comment.

Donald Skoob, a janitor from Salford University told us:

"Everybody has rights. But it seems that if you're white, you have less of them. I am in no way racist, but I am feeling increasingly marginalised by Political Correctness.

"I'd just ask the question: Who are the real racists here? Whatever happened to the people who shaped the world?
Not always in a good way, granted.

"But to be frozen out in the country you were born in, when you pay your taxes, and contribute to society, and then get shafted by the President of the USA.

"That's too much"

God bless America.

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