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Thursday, 23 July 2009

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The Queen of England and other places on the planet wants all the unemployed and the poor to be rounded up and sent to live in Afghanistan in Hell or Helmand province alternatively they could be sent to The Falklands which is Hell.

In Afghanistan they could be trained to fight the Taliban, even though we no this is a long term losing battle and in The Falklands they could stay in this dump just in case Argentina decide to attack again either way the Queen reckons its a great way to get rid of the unemployed and the poor.

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