To save Doctors time swine flu is to be diagnosed over the telephone by an experienced tarot reader. If you think you have swine flu all you have to do is phone the tarot swine flu hotline and they will give you an instant diagnosis.
Tarot Reader Megan Star says this is a great idea not only can we help people with swine flu it gives work to unemployed tarot readers. Jimmy Smith of Glasgow who thinks he has swine flu is not sure about the service as he is worried that the cards that will be picked will be The Hanged Man or even worse The Death Card.
Maybe they could decide if you have Swine flu by the toss of a coin.