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Topics: Barack Obama, CIA

Wednesday, 22 July 2009

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Prince Barack Obama I was a dead ringer for Jean Charles de Menezes

London - (Snakes Alive! Mess): Government security committee COBRA heard today how ex-CIA director George 'Bush' Tenet personally ordered a whitewash obliterating the existence of Barack Obama's 20-something British son, subsequently the top suspect behind masterminding of the 7 July 2005 London bombings.

Prince Barack Obama I went on to become the fifth 7/7 bomber after grassing up his four UK-homegrown terror pals and splitting to Brazil with the $5 million Opus Dei consultancy fee.

His escape was made possible when on 22 July 2005 police hunting failed 21 July London bombing accomplices accidentally (sic) pumped eight bullets into the skull of Brazilian lookalike Jean Charles de Menenzes in a London tube station gunslinging shocker.

Birth mother JK Rowling received a statutory 10% cut of the ensuing kudos associated with yet another UK mainland hit by the non-Arian/Caucasian branch of the Real IRA.

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